Adog of unknown origin appeared on the Solana blockchain this week, causing widespread confusion among traders who expected some form of headwear. "It's literally just a dog," said one on-chain analyst who requested anonymity. "No hat. No scarf. No little bowtie. Nothing."
The token, trading under the ticker $DOG, has attracted a growing community of believers who insist the lack of a hat is, in fact, the entire point. "Everyone's been putting accessories on dogs," said one early holder. "We decided to just let the dog be a dog. Revolutionary."
At press time, the dog remained hatless and unbothered.